Whatsapp Ultimate Status

WHATSAPP ULTIMATE STATUS!!

  • I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.
  • Behind every successful person, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.
  • Life starts at the end of comfort zone
  • I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!
  • Maturity is when you learn to “let go”.
  • Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying ?
  • Smartness is a perfect beauty.
  • I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.
  • Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
  • Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
  • Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
  • God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
  • I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
  • I’m not perfect, I am original.
  • No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
  • The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
  • Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
  • Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
  • I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
  • I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide ?
  • I only wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  • I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
  • Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
  • Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
  • The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
  • I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
  • People come and go…the best will stay.
  • I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.
  • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
  • Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
  • People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
  • However good or bad a situation is, it will change
  • I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
  • To be trusted, you must be honest.
  • You only live once, so do everything twice.
  • One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  • I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am not lucky. I am blessed.
  • Service is the rent we pay to live
  • Every burden is a blessing for me.
  • There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
  • A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
  • If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
  • Share your Intentions not your Identity.
  • Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
  • Dream more while you are awake.
  • I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  • Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
  • My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
  • Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  • The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  • Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Silence is better than lies.
  • Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
  • I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
  • Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire
  • Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
  • Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. ?
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Hold the vision. Trust the process.
  • Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
  • Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
  • I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
  • A wise man can always be found alone
  • Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  • I was born intelligent but education ruined me
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  • I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  • I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am responsible for my own happiness
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Down to earth but still above you all.
  • Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
  • I like cars with edges and women with curves
  • Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
  • Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
  • Be smarter than your smartphone
  • I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
  • I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
  • You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
  • THINK – It’s not illegal yet
  • I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
  • When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition ?
  • I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
  • The best way to predict your future is to create it.
  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
  • Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
  • I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
  • Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
  • Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
  • I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
  • I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
  • Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
  • Ability to take failures makes you successful.
  • I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.   
  • Stop checking my status better you have your own.
  • I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You
  • Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You
  • WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
  • Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
  • Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
  • My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
  • Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
  • The problem is that you think you’ve time!
  • If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
  • The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.
  • Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )
  • I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
  • Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
  • Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.
  • Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
  • Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
  • Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.
  • I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
  • Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)
  • Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.
  • It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.
  • Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)
  • No more watch, its game time.
  • Winning a no win situation by changing rules.
  • The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
  • Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.
  • First love, second chance? (Whatsapp status best)
  • If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.
  • The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)
  • Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
  • Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
  • I feel like some people deserve high five on face.
  • I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.
  • Hey, see you around in hell.
  • Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.
  • Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)
  • 3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2
  • Everything is fare on life and race.
  • I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature
  • Girl in need is your wife indeed.
  • “Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.
  • Starting a new life with BOOM.
  • Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.
  • Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.
  • Friends and family need no excuse
  • Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.
  • I wish my mind had a delete button.
  • Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
  • I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
  • Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
  • If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
  • Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
  • Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
  • I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
  • Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.

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